I just ran across this on First Coast News Anchor Shannon Ogden’s blog. I thought it was rather humorous. (Even the disclaimer.)
It’s inevitable when any team hits the rotten and unforgiveable 4-9 mark that the jokes start flying. And if you are in Jacksonville, I recommend you duck and cover because man, are they flying. Here are some making the rounds today:
How do you keep Jaguars out of your yard? Put up goal posts.
What do you call a Jaguar with a Super Bowl ring? A thief.
What’s the difference between the Jaguards and a dollar? You can get four quarters out of a dollar.
What do the Jaguars and oppossums have in common? Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.
*The preceeding jokes do not reflect the attitude, feelings or whatevers of the blog author. All complaints about them should be directed to Jack Del Rio, Stadium with No Sponsor Name, Jacksonville, FL